This forum is not dead. Death would be a kindness.
No, this board is a shriveled husk drawing ragged breath through atrophied lungs, suckling futilely at the air through teeth clenched in a pained scowl, its every exhalation a cough of dust and regret. It silently curses every inhalation, its...
I only end up coming here whenever I'm trying to google "vagina" and the address bar autofills "valvetime" just as I hit enter, which usually leaves me upset and disoriented 'cause I've already got my pants down and now I'm reading about cell phones and Duke Nukem quotes.
I'd buy the hell out of that Chicago Ted shirt, if only it didn't have the L4D2 logo on it. That way it would only be a reference people who played the games would get, and when people asked me where it was from I could pretend like I was cooler than those plebs.
I ain't feeling it. I love giant robots. I love giant monsters. I love giant robots fighting giant monsters. For whatever reason, a reason I can't articulate, I am just not about Robot Jox + G Gundam + Big O with that rocket punch at the end + Evangelion + Cloverfield + that axe-headed monster...