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    An interesting question.

    In Narbacular Drop, the game that Portal was based on, you could fire portals through portals, but I like the explanation by Cormeh as to why this doesn't work.
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    Jonathan Coulton - Still Alive Song.... read me...

    OMFG he wrote the Skullmonkeys song!?!? I ****ING LOVE that song! I love it enough to have known all the words for the last 8 years. This guy is brilliant!
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    GLaDOS and Chell are The Combine

    Fair enough. But it seems to me that half life is, like all fiction short of Terry Pratchett and South Park, a collection of cliches, which only work when handled with respect and in the right combination. Alien invasions? Assimilation? Portals to other worlds? Eccentric scientists? Gun-slinging...
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    Your little "helper"

    Dude, I reckon you got it. Good work.
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    So what was the surprise supposed to be? *Spoilers*

    It was her intention for you to destroy her morality chip, so I believe her declaration of deploying a "surprise" was the first step in her bluff and reverse-psychology scheme (the one to trick you into incinerating the chip).
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    Imagine THIS Mutiplayer Game

    I'm always disappointed by the lack of multiplayer cooperative modes in modern FPSs, and while I acknowledge that such a mode in the Half Life franchise is neither a good idea nor a workable one, imagine the following setup for a multiplayer game: One player has a portal gun and no weapons or...
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    GLaDOS and Chell are The Combine

    ... Are you serious...? I enjoy trying to come up with elegant theories to incorporate every available piece of data - even though I doubt that the truth will be in any way elegant - and seeing these theories tested in a setting like this. I find it incredibly fun, whatever the subject; game...
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    GLaDOS and Chell are The Combine

    Huh? I'm not referring to EpiTwo at all - I mean the portal storms that marked the combine's initial invasion. They were granted a glimpse because of the resonance cascade, perhaps enough to steal the BM technology to use later when they invaded the earth.
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    E-mail Response from David @ Valve

    ...GENIUS
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    GLaDOS and Chell are The Combine

    Yes, and then assimilated said technology for the later portal storms.
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    GLaDOS and Chell are The Combine

    I'm suggesting that they used AS and BM tech to get to present day Earth. Though why they wouldn't use it while on Earth again eludes me. They do have some form of portal tech, which maybe what present day tech became thousands of years later.
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    GLaDOS and Chell are The Combine

    Admittedly that's my major problem with it too. G-Man seems to be so much more mysterious and powerful than he is presented in this theory. So here's a better one - GLaDOS made CJ immortal and the G-Man who sabotages Black Mesa is in fact the several thousand year-old G-Man with improved...
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    GLaDOS and Chell are The Combine

    Discuss.
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    Anyone else think the ending...sucked?

    Chell is the mind of the Combine, following GLaDOS's test where she proved she could correctly wield portal technology. Although GLaDOS said she erased that iteration of Chell, she lied, and in fact installed it in her androids, that later, perhaps thousands of years later, became the combine...
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    Chell will make an appearance in the Half Life storyline.

    Chell will be referenced in Ep3 when it is revealed that she is G Man's (a.k.a, the insane mercury-poisoned CEO of Aperture's) daughter, and also the AI script used to power combine soldiers.
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