Recent content by CorTex

To be honest, I figure the Half-Life series has gone on for long enough. It's been nearly ten years since I first played the game and we haven't had a conclusion yet to the saga. Sure, Valve likes to take their time and all but I'm an adult now, I have little time to care much about the universe...

There were so many micro-updates, additions/replacements and things happening to the content files through the day/night that it's not surprising for many people's game files to be stuffed. Ah well.

/looks at (shitty) 512kbs connection. Forget it.

It will be interesting to see what the player numbers are about a month after the Orange Box's release, when all the hype's died down.

Same way as with every single Source game in history: Right click game in Steam -> Properties... Launch options, enter the following: +map none Run, yay

And all of a sudden the postings grind to a halt. How about that. :)

Could someone PROVE it works with a relevant screenshot? I haven't even bothered to preload - I just liked the company. :)

But wouldn't that kill the protester as well? Or at least blow up his balls? I'm sure the... ehm... "stuff" is conductive enough. NOW CUM GIVE US THE DAMN BETA!!!

I bet you a masturbation the purpose of the beta was simply to measure the load on the Steam servers and not to actually give us something to play. /fap /squirt Ah hell I'm out!

No, that's the problem. We're totally in the dark. /fap fap fap

And if they don't fix it in time, what then? MASS MASTURBATION!!!

Valve should stop hiring monkeys and get actual humans this time. They generally work better.

I've lost track of the number of people masturbating in protest.

Why did I agree to allow Valve to SUCK MY BALLS?!? EA's sitting in the corner, sans suckage. :bounce: