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My Gordon is really bad at Half life.

In what? A swimming pool? Maybe some farmer could pay her to fertilize the fields. Or maybe she could work for the sewage dept. when they do stress tests on the flow capacity.

How about Batman? Or Cookie monster? Or Combine Smurfs?

Ive noticed that some people really like conspiracy theories. It makes them feel they have some sort of important, special knowledge that other people will consider interesting. Just nod your head, smile, and watch your wallet. They´ll quickly find someone else to impress. That´s about it...

omg I laughed like a hyena.......

Its not old for me. I just got here. I´m just trying to stay out of the "When is ep3 coming?" and "Who is the g-man?" threads. Ravenholm wasn´t so scary; having a grenade tossed at me in City 17, trying to back away from it, and having four idiot NPC´s yelling "Follow Freeman" blocking my way...

Epic: White Forest Inn when all hell breaks loose. First time I used the gravity gun to throw a radiator. Surface tension - on the cliffside. Worst: Barney in hl2. Barney the purple dinosaur would have made a more intelligent partner. NPC rebels in City 17. Even dumber than Barney. I...

I voted yes for March 11, 2011.

I joined the forum today and had a glass of water. Sorry about that....I didn´t know. Any side-effects i should be aware of?

Ive been lurking this site now for about a month. This thread made me finally get around to joining. So heres my first post. Now Im off to fix my avatar and profile. Cheers.