Recent content by Ezra

Exciting times, wonder if with all this jiggling around of the classic forumla they'll give Link a makeover.

I've heard that rubbing cheese and fish all over yourself cures pretty much any dick pain, I think science proved it a few years ago.

I dont understand why one looks angry and one looks terrified, perhaps rape is impending.

I like how you can hunt and skin animals, but I'm wondering what you leave after you finish skinning something, a big hunk of bloody bear?

Straggly facial hair freaks me out, if your beard isn't constant and thick then dont bother with it, you just look like a rapist of small animals.

I bet she's got a vagina like a wizards sleeve, I can see the appeal.

Not to mention the blistering heat causing crippling dehydration, and the roaming gangs of dogs that looked ever so clean and undiseased. Although that said the local beer was the best we tasted in europe, I could definately go for some more Mythos.

Thank zombie jesus for the reduced burn time, I always thought it went on a little long.

Start wearing a leather jacket and acting like you don't like her if she starts trying to talk to you, then treat her mean, it always works out well in the films/tvshows/reallife

Looks pretty browny grey to me, always get bored of the environments when it's browny grey.

It's only a matter of time before someone announces the benefits of eating your own poop, no wonder I always feel so healthy.

Having FPS could be interesting, things sneaking up behind you and whatnot, add some more tension to the game, then again could be awful.

Duck and cover? The only way to safely avoid a volcano.

This new one looks strange and confusing, I frown upon such things. I have enjoyed many a FF game but this whole linear path and boring battle system sounds more like an effort than an enjoyable game.

Playing Commandos 2 for the first time and damn if it doesn't require alot of quick save quick loading, such slow agonising yet strangely satisfying fun.