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Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana! We haven't done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all...

1) "People fall at my feet when they see me coming." - "Even BEFORE they smell your breath?" ;) 2) "Oops, didn't see you standing there, sorry about the bullet holes in your brand new vest." 3) "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum." Yes, they...