Hamdoud4ussuf

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old young banana from Marroca(which no one knows where is that exactly) named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would sing in a very inappropriate way . He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds—pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it. At the age of 17, I went off to evil medical school. And from there I came by this "doozy rambunctious skullduggery" website. At the age of 18, I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat — an actor, dancer.But my father had an other idea for me:that I must take away the family business and work to stop the world invasion of canned food with double N .This my life SO far thank you for watching good night .
Birthday
Apr 13, 1995 (Age: 29)
Location
Algeria(that's in N.Africa and I'm white!)
Gender
Male
Occupation
Work for Mama.

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