This is a project I started 6 months ago and let languish. I finally decided today to finish it and show it to the internet. This is the Jack Thompson Playstation 2.
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My friend invited me to go bowling with him. Along with the two of us, he invited his girlfriend and a few other girls. Apparently one of them really likes Left 4 Dead. I need to bring my A-game to this bowling ring, so I need some good Left 4 Dead related pickup lines.
Knowing what I know...
I'm getting problems, too. Whenever I try to play online, it just dumps me in my own game, and nobody ever joins. It's as if nobody is playing the game.
Also, I got a friend whos interested in this game but hates Steam. I finally convinced him to get steam to try this game out, and now...
Remember back when Peter Molyneux described Fable and we all thought it was going to be the shit? Then it came out and was only a decent gimmicky RPG? Then he came out and made a public apology for over-hyping games before they were released? Good think he won't ever do that again, right...
I beat this game and it took me somewhere around 4-6 hours. For 15 dollars, that's a very short game for that kind of price.
Regardless, this is still one of the best games I have ever played.
For anybody who is unsure about playing this game, trust me, just play it. 15 dollars is well...
Here's mine. It doesn't look as sinister as the real version, but then again, it's kind of hard to make sinister creatures in this game. They all look cute no matter what.
Also, the pinky demon always had a bit of an ass hanging out. I tried to incorporate that in mine.
YOU HAD TO GO AND DO IT, DIDN'T YOU
In review, I have made the following creatures:
Stimpy
A zerg Overlord
A zerg Hydralisk
A Xenomorph from the movie "Alien"
The monster from "This Island Earth"
Pac Man
An evil Carebear
...And a penis, of course
Give your creature legs, then remove their feet. They'll animate like they have no legs, but their feetless legs will dangle to the ground. I have another creature with wings and dangling legs, and it's a neat effect.
Also, if you want to give limbs more joints, you can attach limbs to...