Recent content by Narvi

Just 50, huh? I would have thought the rate would be higher, what with him being the US president and black and all.

I still think they're working on some feature which is obscenely buggy and hard to show off. Likely it's just wishful thinking though.

ALIEN 3 DIRECTOR'S CUT.

You don't need to do that. Just set it on a dead world with horrible Gigeresque architecture, where the protagonists learn nothing about what actually transpired as they all fall, revealing the universe to be full of unexplainable horror and mystery. See? Easy.

I suspect the plan will involve the space jockey home planet or related colony.

Hm. Well, it probably won't involve gratuitous horrific violence then.

Maybe we should rename the site to ValveNews2.net.

Jintor's an year younger than me. I feel my accomplishments now lack meaning. Happy Birthday. I only espouse this because it means you are one year closer to the cessation of your pitiful existence.

The guy volunteered to participate in the dildo show. It's not like the stripper held him down and violated him for hours. I mean, it's not exactly pleasant, but it could have been accidental.

The IRC channel? I last heard their release was dependent on the release of 3.6.11, or at the very least certain features of 3.6.11, which doesn't really fit into a timetable.

It was accidental. Or so the stripper claims.

YOU SAW NOTHING. That's because the majority of the dev team got into a fight with the team leader over creative differences and left to form their own BSG mod. The new mod is called Diaspora, and it'll be a fair while before it sees a release, but they've been releasing regular media...

Poor guy. Still, it's not exactly that traumatic. I mean, people get things lodged up their buttocks all the time. So you wouldn't mind doing it in a hotel?

Total Conversions like "the BSG mod" (Beyond the Red Line) and The Babylon Project are completely free, since the engine is open source. You can legally download them via torrent or filesharing sites. Freespace, however, is not freeware. Buy the damn game.

For anyone interested, it's available for $5.99. You don't really need to get the first game, since there's a port with shiney new graphics for FS2 as well.