Recent content by Paravel

They're releasing on time! couldn't resist

Valve never gaurunteed a story that EVERONE can understand...therefore, why do we expect one?

Damn you all and your highly evolved detective skills!!! Yes, it was all a lie :( And I photoshopped it...how shameful... http://img262.echo.cx/img262/3143/monster44ef.jpg (Original, before motion blur and noise effect)

Well, I suck at photoshop frankly. If I could do that I'd be making some money.

I was at a poetry reading in portland and in the middle of it I had to use the bathroom, as people usually do at such events. Well, I had to cut though a whole bunch of this old theater to the bathroom upstairs (The one downstairs had something wrong with it and smelled like death). Well...

The way I see it, Gordon Freeman is only an extension of yourself. Master Chief is an actual character but it is supposed to be YOU in half life and half life 2. How do I know this? The designers said so. Gordon is not a character. So, logically, if you say Master Chief would...

Actually this is retarded. ORGANIC matter...right...like watermelons? The idea is that the blue gravity gun is powerful enough to pick people up off their feet. It's all about power, it's a scientif impossility to create a device which specifically recognizes organic matter given that organic...

Excersize instead of kneeding your brain...I love games but the endorphin rush from a cross country run, nature's interactive entertainment baby...

Every time I read something by Mi60 I'm left going "wtf?". Go into the models, they have flinching animations (WHICH THEY USE). There are no animations or limitations as to how a character can die, they can roll, flip, bounce, slid, slither whatever... Now PAY ATTENTION Mi60...

I read in "Raising the bar" that the name Gordon was arbitrary and Freeman came from some physisist

If you think about it the whole principle of a bullet is to create intense pressure in a localized area to the effect of rupturing organs and lacerating tissues. If perhaps a bullet were as wide as a football, yes remained the same weight, it would negate the piercing effect in exchange for a...

You could try deleting it, preloading and then registering your key. If you have an ok connection that may download the english version because of what region you're registered in....think about it! it could work....

This is such bullshit.... Criyam doesn't have a dick? Holy crap, she also doesn't understand SLANG...What I was trying to say is get over your ego. The games are for different people

Nearly everyone is missing the point...and thank you Cogar...The point being: stop measuring your dick CriYam, who are you trying to convince? This article was supposed to be about how, given the right perspective, you can see why other people enjoyed something you may hate... Now I say...

Then stay the hell away from Deus Ex, System Shock 2, Vampire The Masquerade, Splinter Cell, Doom 3...In fact, if doing something virtually doesn't tickle your fancy then go talk to people in reality....