Recent content by sarcastinator

It's spelled Sheepf***er, get it right.

If they delay it again I'll... I'll... keep waiting and buy it anyway. Ep. 3 will be out some time in 2030. It'll be packaged with Fallout 3 and Duke Nukem Forever

Seriously, a better universal warning sign is needed. In a thousand years when no one knows what the traditional "radiation" symbol means, nuclear waste dumps are still going to be dangerous. The ultimate test is to show it to isolated tribes in the rainforest and make sure they understand the...

Uh, because the "obvious parts" came just about every time she opened her mouth?

It's made entirely too clear that Alyx has a massive crush on Gordon; the sexual tension is laid on so thick that I can't help but think it must have been exagerated for the benifit of socially inept gamer nerds. I think she's also rather confused about her own feelings for him. Partly...

I'm rather amused by it. You're not supposed to laugh at death (unless maybe it happens to a super-celebrity), but I don't care!

A wise woman once called this car a "midlife crisis-mobile". I <3 my sister! :laugh:

I don't think any of us will live to see Episode 3.

Stupid people, that's who the **** cares.

"Hey babes, I just wanted to hear your super sexy voice..." **fap fap fap** Make sure she can hear the fapping, otherwise it won't work.

Let me spell this out for you. Pretty much everything they've ever released can be bought on Steam piecemeal. They probably didn't state this explicitly because it's so blindingly obvious that putting it in the press release would give anyone with an IQ higher than 20 an aneurysm.

All of those studies relate to constant high-level exposure in confined spaces. That is not what we're talking about. Why is that so hard to understand? If you're that bothered by a passing whiff of smoke, you already have serious health problems and should probably refrain from leaving...

And how exactly do the details of the initial retail release translate to "It will never be available on Steam EVAR!!!!11!1one"

I took up smoking just to piss people off. The more you try to avoid cancer, the higher your chances of getting hit by a bus.

I also know a guy who knows a guy, and I don't believe a thing either of them tell me. It'll be ready when it's ready.