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George Costanza would. I'm not quite him. Yet.

And if the reviewer was different? Well, wait. It was me! And I'm not biased. I loved Far Cry and Crysis. It's funny how people jump to baseless conclusions and run from there, huh? Warhead was underwhelming. Not utterly crap, as people seem to think a 60% score represents. It means its 60%...

:( We worked really hard on that review, you know?

You all are. Grr.

Official on-sale date is the 14th, but who knows in this crazy age?

Heh. It felt good as well, dagnamnit. I've e-mailed a high-res version to Chris_D for you guys to get a look, but here's what the PCGUK cover looks like. G-Man looks quite smug, I think.

How about this then: Tim, who wrote the article, sits beside me in the office. I just asked him and his words were: "You play as Gordon". He asked Valve when he was there.

Actually, if look at the massive picture of Alyx in the Citadel. There's an HEV suit crosshair slap bang in the middle of it, with a large circle around it. You do play as Gordon.

To change gun modes, just press 'C'.

In the lab, there's a smaller teleporter with a cactus sitting on it. It also works with other items. Give it a go...

It's just taking time to unpack the files. It'll work.

It was even longer for the other staff members who didn;t get to play it. *jealous* And Jim's lovely - he ain't no chump.

Ah - I had that already. ;)

Where is the "Tools Menu" found?

The Hydra has been removed. Our reviewer confirmed this to me after I begged for details.