Stop trying to be funny. You're not funny, you're not cool, so stop telling shitty jokes at other people's expense.
"hey someone has died... i dont care LOL
reply#1 HAHAHAH YOURE FUNNY
reply#2 YOURE COOL LOL
reply#3 OMG HAHAHA"
etc.
"However we do still do look forward to the Portal 2 related surprise!"
you moron, it's not going to be portal 2. and it isn't going to be episode 3. why the hell would they cancle portal 2 at e3 for a portal 2 surprise? THINK!
it's half-life 3. it's obvious.... come on.