Recent content by ThunderDawg

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    I have no Internets, please give generously

    Once you give me Internets, I am not giving them back. ever. I got 40 Internets so far MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Plantar warts?

    I had one on my heel once. They grow in the worst possible places.
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    Donating Organs

    Do they age well?
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    Donating Organs

    I keep seeing "Donating Orgasm" as the thread title, and wondered if they need volunteers.
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    The Largest Street Gang in America

    I watched up to 21:54 and that was all I could take. A bad day at work for you or me might be, you spill coffee on your keyboard. Or the car won't start. When the Police have a bad day, they might be wheeled off to the Morgue. They live and go to work each day with that constant fear. I...
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    90% of US bills carry trace amounts of Cocaine

    Actually, if you handle a lot of cash, you likely have an infinitesimal amount in your bloodstream. Drug tests today can detect even a few molecules per milliliter. They have to set a tolerance level for ambient positive results. For example, if you have never used cocaine, there might be 7...
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    90% of US bills carry trace amounts of Cocaine

    This is old news. They dredge it up and re-report it about every four years.
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    Amphibians Dying En Masse

    As Kermit said: It ain't easy being green
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    Hello from Earth

    SPACE CASH!!!
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    Hello from Earth

    Wooops! forgot to put mine down: Beam me up Gliese, this planet sucks!
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    Hello from Earth

    Hello from Earth
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    Meth Ads WTF

    Gene Wilder's screaming ballsack FTW!!!1!!!
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    Happy News dot com

    Well, at least they were able to focus the camera SOMEWHERE.
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    What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

    Jam is tasty and delicious with peanut butter in a sammich, while marmalade is a skanky ho with freakishly long butt hair. marmalade
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