Recent content by Van Kayne

I dunno, I like this one better: Because it's true.

How does that work? lol Lost Successfully find the yellow team's base in 2fort.

No, but I mean, it's a big friggin' bomb. Anyone that concentrates enough fire on something like that must have a deathwish or something.

Yes, that's right. Deathwish Deal 1,000 damage in a single life to the cart on any Payload Map. All aboard! Get every member of your team on top of the cart in a payload map. Honor between Spies Kill an enemy spy with your revolver after he shoots you with his. This hurts me...

Countdown Capture the enemy intel in the last second of a round. The Invisible Man As a cloaked spy, get into twenty one-way doors that are opened by enemies. Terminator Kill 100 enemies of each class. Build Like a Brick As a heavy, take damage from every member of the enemy team...

Ah, yes, you're right. I forgot they didn't change colour. Polo As a pyro, deflect a stickybomb another friendly pyro has moved, and kill the demoman that created it.

A pity about that. Achievement pairings, hmm. The Hammer... As a heavy, use your fists to kill 10 enemies on checkpoints. ...And the Sickle As a heavy, kill five enemies with a total of 50 bullets or less. The Bear... As a heavy, kill 100 soldiers. ...And the Eagle As a soldier, kill 100...

Obvious troll is obvious. Valve have repeatedly stated that there are no plans to make HL3. Furthermore, I have read better Gman/HL3 theories. I give your theory a score of 6 out of 100, where 100 is the highest and 0 is the lowest. The mode is about 25. Your claim that it is the...

riomhaire has it. Just because all the puzzles have not been done yet, doesn't mean we're the first to do them. This is a scientific research facility. They would reset the puzzles after every participant. Also, just because the machinery is not apparent, doesn't mean it's not there. The very...

I expectorate on this thread. Combine advisors and antlion grubs look NOTHING alike. Antlion grubs are long and somewhat narrow. Combine Advisors are short and stubby. Antlion grubs have a head separate from their body, with a hard exoskeleton. Combine advisors do not have a separate...

You could have just said "No." and left it at that. I am dismayed at the lack of sympathy you exhibit.

You people are so cruel. Can't you just let the poor woman be? Anyway, my money says "Not Faking It", because that's the one thing she's been entirely consistent with. Regardless of whether or not she cared about anyone else, she went to extraordinary lengths to ensure Eli's survival during HL2.

*Spoilers* I doubt that Mossman will turn back again. She clearly (has/had) strong feelings for Eli, but now that he's dead (and she doesn't know that), we're probably going to have to spring the news on her in an appropriately dramatic moment in the middle of Ep3. God knows what the woman...

Who knows? Not me. But I'm guessing they're all laughing their heads off at us trying to figure out the next class from their blog titles. Last one was a spy quote, this one's engineer. Think, my fellows, do you see a pattern here? Answer: No.

:facepalm: Personally I'd rather speculate on more interesting questions like: Are there factions within the Vortigaunt species? Is the Vortigaunts' ability to shoot electricity purely a racial trait, or one enhanced by training? Do Advisors worship a supreme being? Are they innovative...