Recent content by W.B. Dastardly

Space law! Why, our modern times are teeming with new discoveries, new frontiers, marvel and wonder abound; nevertheless, nothing excites me more than a new law to defy. Alas, my dear friends, it seems once again that the government has proven themselves petty, unimaginative criminals--the worst...

Though my picture-graphic may lead you to believe otherwise, I am of the firm conviction that no man is truly a gentleman without his moustache. There are few things in this world that can trouble my cruel heart, but the thought of delinquencies and misdeeds done by a man clean-shaven--oh! It...

Ah! But, my dear boy, who is it in our modern time who dares commit a proper crime? Why, I'd wager my entire estate that this dame wore not even her corset as she committed this most dastardly deed. Of course, a true lady would throw herself back against the fainting-couch at such a prospect...