They really need somebody who has good english skills. I was barely able to understand that description. It was going for wordy and deep, but the grammar just made it unreadable.
I don't think Gabe eats Krispy Kreme, he has one of his lackey's drive the 30 minutes to Monroe and buy from Fresh and Fancy Doughnuts, cause they rock. Yummy pockets of pure flavor.
I'm guessing its in the UK huh.... Well I'll be avoiding that server like the plague. West Coast US + 56k + UK server = bad times. come to think of it any location + 56k + any server = bad times :P