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  1. Tollbooth Willie

    To Those That Stand, Those That Fell

    I hate making stupid ass posts like this, but eat my ass. Sentimentality taking over. A lot of us are gone. Too many. This has been a very, very slow decade for a us, but before the beginning of the 20's, something happened. By some freak god damned chance, a vet returned and revitalized things...
  2. Tollbooth Willie

    Yelling At Everything: A Series

    Record yourself yelling. I won't judge you, but God will. EDIT: I didn't yell this time
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    thanks guys

    i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift...
  4. Tollbooth Willie

    The Gigantic Vidya Music Dump

    Post every bit of vidya music here. I am still ****ing mad this is not in the PS4 version of the game, but I get rights and money issues. If you ever played the ps3 version, tho, you knew what the **** was up. YOU FINISHED DMC5 ITSUNO-SAN NOW MAKE CAPCOM LET YOU DEVELOP DD2
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    how many times have you seen the stageplay/movie Into The Woods

    title says it all you penii
  6. Tollbooth Willie

    OH NO, THEY SAY HE"S GOT TO GO

  7. Tollbooth Willie

    [BUILDING DRONING MUSIC]

    The Grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Ships? Motorcycles? Were the circuits like freeways? I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see...and then...one day. You got in. That's right, man. I...
  8. Tollbooth Willie

    we

    valve employee: so gabe we, uh…we were thinking about taking a little bit of your knife budget…you know, to make half-life three. i mean it’s been awhile since we’ve made any games and…we’re at risk of losing our dedicated fans. thoughts? gabe newell: you ever wield a karambit? valve employee...
  9. Tollbooth Willie

    4AM

  10. Tollbooth Willie

    what I really think of this site

    the sole survivor of a civilization that becomes incredibly technologically advanced but fails to make it past the great filter and drives itself to extinction, flying into space in a shuttle and somehow ending up on an alien planet that supports life, he encounters primitive tribal creatures...
  11. Tollbooth Willie

    the Brumpbus Scrungo debate

    will smith: aye uncle phil, why you so f*cking fat? uncle phil: don't laugh at me, will, i'm a little naked man carlton: I crave the hole, I wish to be accepted in to the hole hillary: daddy I need money to buy flesh geoffrey: well, it seems i won't need my blood after all discuss scrimmy...
  12. Tollbooth Willie

    Vegeta897... my love...

  13. Tollbooth Willie

    chohatsu daikaiju gehara

  14. Tollbooth Willie

    I've been near constantly drunk for several months now

    I don't know how to stop. If anyone has been in my place before, I am ****ing pleading you to tell me how you got out of it, if you did. I am tired of coming home every day jst to poor several drinks and get shitfaced and pass out until I have to wake up for college or work. Zi nee
  15. Tollbooth Willie

    ready

    ReADy
  16. Tollbooth Willie

    KILL ALL NEWBIES

    THEY'RE RUINING MY BEAUTIFUL AND PRISTINE FORUM AND RUINING THE EXPERIENCE FOR ELITE, PRESTIGIOUS MEMBERS SUCH AS MYSELF (I'M KIND OF A BIG SHOT HERE)
  17. Tollbooth Willie

    Remember that one time..

    That I made a 15 page long thread about fking getting a girl pregnant and everyone took it seriously because this is such a MATURE FORUM for MATURE TALK and MATURE PEOPLE and the mods actually seriously discussed the reprcussions? And everyone was super serious and trying to act like mature...
  18. Tollbooth Willie

    When will games stop making up shit stories

    and actually be baout fun instead of stupid as f*ck M. Night Shyamalan plot twists executed horribly against the backdrops of incredibly generic and boring 'cinematic experiences' for the sake of having shit tons of scripted events and 2deep4u philosophical bullshit and instead be about pure...
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