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This is a post with signups/volunteering of efforts to assault the valve headquarters and kidnap the Half-Life Bible along with Gabe Newell and ransom h1m for the first copies of HL2.

PLAN A: 0K we do a zerg rush (kekekek^_^) on the front door, 4nd my hydralisks will take out teh c4meras. If any security guards have a pr0blem with that, we will bring cr0wbars and TAU guns. Then we take gabe and the HL bible. -_-


PLAN B: TAU gun our way up to the top of the valve building, and long jump our way down teh stairs. I can take the vents, but I will need a crowbar and stuff to take down any headcrabs I encounter. Then we take gabe and the HL bible. ^_^

PLAN C: Release Cher into Valve offices, and when building is evacuated lure Gabe Newell to an alley with a fruit tart. We take Gabe, and then we go back into the building and retrieve Cher and the HL bible. -_^




Does anyone else have any id3as?

:cheers:
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