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I have the worst case right now. I was doing the deed last night in my lady friend's car, but I didn't have a condom. So I kept thinking that I was riding a horse or trying to succeed at the riding bull thing. They all worked, but now i'm feeling the pain. Even with the hydrocodon that I have to take from my accident! Now it wont get hard since i'm taking the pills and I can't get rid of the pain, and omfg it hurts.

I guess the point of this thread is for me to inform you of my pain and for you to tell me about your past experiences with it for my entertainment.
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