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in Russia whores do YOU!!!! ...oh wait

Moscow is awash in whores.

They come to Russia?s capital, the lone island of wealth in a Eurasian ocean of wretched poverty, from all over the former Soviet Union.

If you?ve got wheels, you can cruise the hundreds of outdoor whore markets, each of which boasts between 20 and 40 whores.

One prostitute stands on a busy street. You pull over and tell her you want a girl. She then yells out to a waiting car, which leads you to a side street, where the tochka (meeting point) is.

Then a very business-like older woman, or mamochka, asks you which class of girl you want: $130, $170, or $300. They are ranked by attractiveness. The girls wait in cars, and when called, pour out and line up in front of your headlights. All around them are scary dudes in tracksuits eating sunflower seeds.

they should open for business here in canada ...oh wait they do ..along with the scary dudes in tracksuits which is pretty much every russian male over the age of 30

Would you yell ?Rocky! Rocky!? while watching it with me if I paid you $50?

Sure!

How about ?U-S-A! U-S-A!?

I?d do that for free!

lol



NWS-ish

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