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So a man and a priest were out playing golf and the man tees up his ball, swings and misses. Enraged he screams out "GOD DAMN F*CK IT I MISSED!" The priest looks at him with surprise and says "My God how can you talk like that? I am a man of the cloth and speaking such words would surely land me in trouble! Don't let it happen again."

A few holes later the man tees up his ball, swings and misses and screams out "GOD DAMN F*CK IT I MISSED!" The priest again says "My boy don't use such harsh words! I am a man of the cloth and those words can land one in deep trouble!"

Later the man tees up his ball again, swings and misses and screams out "GOD DAMN F*cK IT I MISSED!" Thunderclouds appear and a bolt of lightning strikes down the priest. The sky opens up and a voice says "GOD DAMN F*CK IT I MISSED!"




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