Conspiracy Theory: OMG REAL GMAN!?!?!?

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Think it's gman?

  • We're DOOOOOMED!!!

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • OMG HAX!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Eh?

    Votes: 8 72.7%
  • Who cares...

    Votes: 2 18.2%

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turck3

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So I saw a picture of this guy the other day:

(not explicit in any form, guaranteed)
http://blog.kievukraine.info/uploade...206-724258.jpg (notice the same blue suit and same redish tie!)
Comparrison picture: http://developer.valvesoftware.com/w.../7/78/Gman.jpg

REAL GMAN! And he's president of France no less! We're all doomed, France, the country we all believe incapable of winning a war, is going to kill us all! Run while you can!

The guys name is Sarkozy, website is sarkozy.net, do a google search.. this IS NOT A PHOTOSHOP PICTURE, THIS IS A REAL PHOTO!
 
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So I saw a picture of this guy the other day:

(not explicit in any form, guaranteed)
http://blog.kievukraine.info/uploade...206-724258.jpg (notice the same blue suit and same redish tie!)
Comparrison picture: http://developer.valvesoftware.com/w.../7/78/Gman.jpg

REAL GMAN! And he's president of France no less! We're all doomed, France, the country we all believe incapable of winning a war, is going to kill us all! Run while you can!

The guys name is Sarkozy, website is sarkozy.net, do a google search.. this IS NOT A PHOTOSHOP PICTURE, THIS IS A REAL PHOTO!

Fix your links, they are not working.
 
Oh yeah. Well thats nothing compared to the fact that a teacher at my school looks like the G-man.

EDIT: but still, nice. Well done.
 
Heh, GMan stands for Government Man and that guy works for French government. So no conspiracy here.

And those who disagree, Opposing Force manual mentions G-Man being "worker for the government", and some early Half-Life 1 reviews say Government Man.
 
My dick looks like G-man...

It's stupid to say that (insert name here) looks like the G-man, everybody looks like him, that's why he's everywhere! God damn conspiracy threads!
 
This could be good news: If the G-Man is French, it means that he is genetically pre-disposed to surrender. It also allows us to speculate that on the day of the disaster, G-Man was in the Anomalous Materials lab for the purpose of acting snooty to the Americans there. On the minus side, it means that the Garlic Cannon that Eli developed for use on him is actually a red-herring, since instead of being a vampire and thus vulnerable to it, he's French and it gives him superior sexual magnetism. Perhaps the Chumtoads were originally in Half-Life 1 for something connected to this plot detail?

Come on in, there's enough Racial Stereotypes for everyone!
 
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