Duke Nukem Forever review

[CptStern]

DNF promises to be ...errr interesting to say the least:


"There's your standard handgun, a shotgun, a chain gun, and something special just for Duke fans. It's an… erm... instrument of pleasure. One mostly seen in the employ of lonely women. And it's powered by what appears to be a lawnmower motor. You crank it to get it started. That's not all though, when this weapon is selected you can only attack from behind. Not good for groups of enemies to be sure, but the animation is hilarious. This is certainly going to be an M-rated game."

http://arstechnica.com/reviews/games/forever.ars










very late APRIL FOOOOOOOOOLS

 

[VictimOfScience]

:|

A more obvious April Fools prank has never existed. Screenies would have been more believable IMO....

 

[sabre0001]

nothing could have made this believable...not even a playable demo...

 

[CptStern]

:|

A more obvious April Fools prank has never existed. Screenies would have been more believable IMO....

there's screens in the review ..in fact it shows it running in IE

 

[$kelet0r]

nevermind

 

[Llama]

April fools was 2 days ago...

 

[CptStern]

really? wow ...where's my calender? stupid daylight savings time

 

[Llama]

^^ sarcastic

 

[CptStern]

hehe I thought you were someone else who's name starts with the letter "L" ...my first reply was a lot more sarcastic and maybe a little mean ..then I saw it was you so I quickly changed it

 

[VictimOfScience]

there's screens in the review ..in fact it shows it running in IE

Hahaha! Yeah I noticed that too late. Geez, I can't seem to remember the last great game I played that ran in IE...I'm sure it was something though...

(^Joke^--The very fact that IE is somewhere in the picture is enough to keep me far far away!)

 

[CptStern]

I played a free mp fps in IE a few weeks ago ..my old age prevents me from recalling details ..suffice to say it was browserific

 

[VictimOfScience]

I played a free mp fps in IE a few weeks ago ..my old age prevents me from recalling details ..suffice to say it was browserific

I remember that exact moment! And you saying it wasn't all bad and me thinking as I partook that it just wasn't my cup o tea, interesting as it was in a browser. There are much more entertaining ways to use your browser though IMHO...:naughty:

 

[CptStern]

I remember that exact moment! And you saying it wasn't all bad and me thinking as I partook that it just wasn't my cup o tea, interesting as it was in a browser.

brief flash of recognition followed by puzzlement and finally sadness as ability to recall event failed

There are much more entertaining ways to use your browser though IMHO...:naughty:

whew I thought that link was to pron ........................... got any?

 

[Llama]

Im sure an experienced elder such as youself is capable of finding it on your own

 

[Maxi]

whew I thought that link was to pron ........................... got any?

I guess that's what most of us were thinking, lol

 

[CptStern]

Im sure an experienced elder such as youself is capable of finding it on your own

I make my own

/cue up 70's pron music

 

[Jintor]

It's pretty well written, although it's also obviously fake.

 

[Adidajs]

despite that it was posted on April first, I nonetheless enjoyed the read.

 

[chu]

The bigger of the two jokes is that there is a tangible Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[Adidajs]

The bigger of the two jokes is that there is a tangible Duke Nukem Forever.

that would be hilarious if they actually released DNF on an April 1st. Whether it will be 2007/08/09/... is up to them.