Half-Life: Uplink - Database: Episode 5

[Omnomnick]

For this episode of ValveTime Database, we're going to be investigating, analysing, and... laughing at one of Half-Life's least-known projects, the official/unofficial promotional film, Half-Life: Uplink!

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[Sidedraft]

First time seeing film. I must say there were some pretty good parts in it.

- Like any good investigative journalist, Jazz keeps the camera on his face 90% of the time so we can see the important stuff like Jazz's reaction to things.

- The soldier pumped his MP5 smg like he was racking a pump shotgun. + extra points for immense strength and breaking metal gun with only his hands.

- Jazz's life was saved by finding the one female assassin who did not give a d*** that day about orders or the job and was probably going to retire the very next day. ++Bonus points for the hip-grabbin' pose and how flimsy and careless she held her gun.

10/10 -would make canon.