HL2 Top Trump/Yu-Gi-Oh style cards

[DEATH eVADER]

Imagine the people who make Top-Trumps or Konomi decided to capitalise on Half-Life2

I can just see the pack of cards, Gman would be the ultimate card

Name: G-man
Age: Unknown
Headcrab Resistivity:100%
HP: Infinate
Weapon: Briefcase (Inflict 1% damage)
Humour: 0%
Freakiness:300%

Do you have any other idea for the cards

 

[Alix Mcdean]

Name: Headcrab
Age: Probably like a day old.
Headcrab Resistivity:...Its a headcrab. If a headcrab were to headcrab another headcrab..it would be like headcrab fusion and thus there would b like...an uber headcrab-zombie-thing.
HP:10
Weapon: Teef (10% if Gordon Freeman. If Scientist, 120% + Neural Controll)
Humour: 50% Its a crab with big teeth underneath and like..stomps its feet. Its funny!
Freakiness: 100% As above, its a crab with teeth. Wtf man.

-Alix

 

[Harryz]

Name: Dr. Kliener
Age: +100
Headcrab Resistivty: !% = Wimp
Weapon: Glasses magnify his eyes 10 times giving the illusion he has big eyes.
Humour: 50% (Please be careful)

 

[czrsink]

It'd be a shit game though really. The person who had the G-Man would win everytime, given he's invincible Everyone would just avoid the humour option when playing

 

[Alix Mcdean]

Nah, I'd say G-man is a non attacking character anyway, since his damage sucks and he's basicly all talk.

-Alix

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Nah, I'd say G-man is a non attacking character anyway, since his damage sucks and he's basicly all talk.

-Alix

Death by words

And besides Barney would have the highest humour percentage, after all, you got to give him credit for calling headcrabs "headhumpers"

 

[DEATH eVADER]

It'd be a shit game though really. The person who had the G-Man would win everytime, given he's invincible Everyone would just avoid the humour option when playing

Not if an attacking player has Barney (humour:500%)