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List some paranoid things you do, and tell us how paranoid you are!

Some of the paranoid things I do:

Lock the bathroom every time I go in, even if I just wash my hands... Although I piss in public alot.

Look over my shoulder. Alot. Whenever I'm in my house alone, or on an empty street or something, I check everywhere, like spots people could like.. Snipe me from (I know..), or ambush me from and shank me.. I look around alot.

Investigate when something minuscule is out of place, like if I just unloaded my dishwasher, and I see a bowl on the counter, I'll look around the whole house, search every room. I don't mind if I find someone, but it sucks when I don't because then I realize it's my bowl.

When no one is in the house I try to be super quiet, so if there was someone trying to sneak on me, I could hear them. I've honestly got pretty good at it, I can move with deadly speed pretty much anywhere without a single noise. I can type 40 WPM with almost no sound on the keyboard. I can sneak up on people with the ground covered in dry leaves (done it many times). I think because I'm so paranoid I'd be really good doing something that required sneakiness. Although that'd be a rare career to find.


I can't think of anything else right now, but there are more. Lots more.

On a scale from 1-10, I'd say I'm a 8 because I still play guitar super loud when no one is home. I still ALWAYS feel like I'm being watched. Even as I type this, everyone is asleep and I can't help but think someone is right behind me despite checking there about 15 times during this post.
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