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My entire neighborhood is under attack by tons, I mean tons of Jehovah witnesses! I already said, "no thanks" to one group but upon opening my door and looking around they're all over my neighborhood. It looks like Halloween with Jehovah witnesses in the end of January! I never seen this many of them at one time, they appeared out of thin air! It's like a mass alien invasion! What should I do?