Jokes

[NightBlade]

What is the best type of joke?

 

[50Mustang]

Welcome to the forums NightBlade, I can see you are on your way to spam post count heaven, have fun...

 

[NightBlade]

I now have more than you.

 

[xcellerate]

dead baby, but only for the reaction, disgust yet they laugh. Oh and woman jokes, what do ya tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already told her twice!

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[Teh_Poet]

Dead baby, but only because I think they're funny.

 

[xLostx]

nothing like making fun of dumb blondes

 

[SpuD]

Seriously Nightblade, these are weak threads, put some effort into them...

 

[MarcoPollo]

yeh but im gonna say.. dead baby jokes

Why did they man eat the baby after he killed it?

Because they start to smell pretty rank after a couple of days! LOL

PS get ready for disguisting baby jokes and spam

 

[lePobz]

What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown?

Spoiler

artificial intelligence

old.

Dead baby jokes never have been funny, if you think they are then i'd like to inform you that you're derranged. Momma jokes were funny (and still are funny) to kids.

I think the best jokes are racist ones... like irishman/scotsman/englishman jokes.

 

[Prince of China]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Spoiler

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your shoes off.

 

[oldagerocker]

Yeah irishman jokes are great... all light hearted fun, plus its any old excuse for us Englishmen to have a go at them Paddy's

Although, dead baby jokes are alright... they do get boring fast.

 

[Steve]

Since my dad graduated from UT, I think I'd get a whippin' if I said anything other than Aggie.

 

[oldagerocker]

He graduated from Unreal Tournament? Wow, i bet he's pro

Whats UT and Aggie then? :O

 

[Steve]

He graduated from Unreal Tournament? Wow, i bet he's pro

Whats UT and Aggie then? :O

Haha. UT is University of Texas. Aggies are the mascot of UT's rival, Texas A&M.

 

[ne0_shiny]

is an aggie like a haggie like an old person or something
but with no h?

yay (dead) baby jokes!

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket?

Spoiler

A blender.

How do you get em out?

Spoiler

Tortilla chips!

 

[Zeus]

dead baby jokes of course

 

[Steve]

is an aggie like a haggie like an old person or something
but with no h?

Hey, good job not reading my post.

Also, "aggie" is sort of a term for a dumb redneck.

 

[Ames]

Haha. UT is University of Texas. Aggies are the mascot of UT's rival, Texas A&M.

I hate UTexas with a passion. :|

 

[Steve]

I hate UTexas with a passion. :|

Fine with me, dude. I'm an LSU man. GEAUX TIGERS!