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I was reading about this article of the bbc about futurism and such

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7894877.stm

and I made my own

the "I rule you" manifesto

1-you must obey me

2-you must obey me again

3-I will not stop telling you to obey me until you got it

4-you got it right? them lets move on

5-you will give me money

6-art should be like a womans buttocks,you cant stop looking at it and want to grab it

7-if is about huge buttocks or small buttocks is your choice,I prefer them huge

8-give me more money

9-anything can be art,since a painting made using semen to a chihuahua dancing whit a machinegun

10-tom cruise is a dumbass

11-but I wonder how can a chihuahua dance whit a machinegun? we are talking about a big one mounted over a tank,maybe if is a mutant chihuahua,that would be awsome

12-we must make sex something so free and widespread that will make hippies of the 60's look like american conservatives

13-bob sagget

and there is my manifesto and if you dont like it them you will be screwed up when you get old and all the young rebel people will start praising my ideology wearing it in shirts and making protest whit it until they start looking for a job

I hope it reach the coments section

now follow it!
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