Ok aliens, no more shit

[VirusType2]

^ LISTEN TO THIS MAN.

Do not listen to this one. <

> That one is okay though. NO U. > < YOU SHUT UP YOU LYING ****.

bscly

/thread

 

[Sulkdodds]

Irony?
There's about as much evidence for the existence of aliens as there is for God.

Indeed, many alien experiences that supposed 'abductees' relate bear striking similarities to various forms of religious mania, such as Satanic Abduction syndrome. Furthermore, most religious and mystical phenomena can be and have been reproduced artifically under lab conditions, indicating that similarities in religious structures may be linked to very deep-seated cultural or neuro-biological delusion complexes.

Nevertheless, although almost all stories of alien encounter are patently false, logic at least is on the side of the ETs - their existance, if discovered, would not necessarily contradict anything we think we know about the universe, whereas the figure of God as posited by Men has various inconsistencies and is probably unsound even at a conceptual level.

 

[Kula Meenur]

****ing land your space craft and make first contact with humanity.

We're sick of this shit life. ****ing work work work being a slave to the man who rapes my wallet.

Land your craft and give us the technology to create a federation of planets...of sorts. Give us space travel, lightsabers and holodecks (or perfect replica android women)

If i wake up tomorrow and a spaceship hasn't landed in darling harbour uniting humanity in one triumphant event, i will crack the shits. CRACK THE SHTIS. :sniper:

****ing lol

 

[Unfocused]

After being without electricity for most of the day yesterday (along with almost 400,000 people in my city) I come to the conclusion that if the aliens used a massive EMP attack to soften us up we would be ****ed. Truly ****ed.

What source of energy do they use anyway?

 

[Apocalypse89]

Thread creator: What if the aliens turn out to be interstellar businessmen who'll force us to mine the hell out of Earth so that they can make useless shit to sell to the middle-class aliens on Axertoejfl Prime?

Suddenly our current life doesn't sound so bad.

 

[Shoes_Buttback03]

This thread is the best source of lawlz in the existence of the internets. "I'm starting to think there will be no forced mating."

But yes I hope they land soon. Really I bet they land soon. December 21 2012 to be specific. The end of the Mayans calendar. Lot's of theories say aliens came in the really really ye olden days and gave there civilization a kick in the a$$. So why wouldn't they comeback to check up and/or give us another kick? The funny thing it most of the civilizations people think the aliens visited are no more and had no baring on the modern day order of things.

WTF? is what they'll say. Seriously if you went down to the ants and taught a few of them how to build a better anthill and comeback a few thousand years later and the ant's you taught are all dead but there are other ant's that built stuff that you didn't tech them you'd say WTF? Like if someone went into your Sims game file and did a bunch of s*t then you came back.

 

[Que-Ever]

****, that's four days before Christmas. ****.

 

[Beerdude26]

Shits have been cracked.

 

[CptStern]

****ing land your space craft and make first contact with humanity.

We're sick of this shit life. ****ing work work work being a slave to the man who rapes my wallet.

Land your craft and give us the technology to create a federation of planets...of sorts. Give us space travel, lightsabers and holodecks (or perfect replica android women)

If i wake up tomorrow and a spaceship hasn't landed in darling harbour uniting humanity in one triumphant event, i will crack the shits. CRACK THE SHTIS

how do you know the aliens wont land and say:

"ooh this place looks like a nice vacation destination ..too bad it's overrun by human vermin, begin extremination"

at that point I'll turn to you and say "where's your freakin messiah now?"