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http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/02/20/chair-kills-boy-by-anal-penetration/

And now for witty Stern-esque one-liners and puns!

Was the chair a stool perhaps? Or maybe it was more of an or'fice chair.

The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type...containing highly pressurised gas
So the chair farted and killed the boy? It was probably having a guff-match with him, and won.

A similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound
It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it. Am I right, ladies?

Oil based hydraulic devices are said to be safer
Because when they fly up your ass, at least they'll be lubed.

it is suggested that using such chairs without placing excessive pressure on the cylinder is advisable ? otherwise sitting on a steel plate might help.
Yeah because steel plates aren't heavy! And given that this happened in china, chances are those steel plates will give lead poisoning to anyone sitting on them.

Final thoughts:
Fitting how this image from the article looks just like goatse.

Kudos to Vegeta for the storeh, but who had no balls to post it.
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