People are entirely self-serving

[nurizeko]

good lord its funny reading the replies of people who clearly didn't read the entire OP.

My ears are burning.

And yes, I do feel stupid. :upstare:

Dear Santa,

I have consistently been good for the past several years, yet I do not feel I have received what I am due for my efforts. I will no longer be visiting you or your workshop during the holiday season, or ever.

Do not bother coming down the chimney this year; I have closed the grate. There will be no milk and cookies waiting for you.

This is better for both of us.

Sincerely,
Darkside

You sir, win.


*sits i9n a corner with the dunce cap*

 

[99.vikram]

Read the Undercover Economist. You'll see that it's a good thing that people are self-serving.

I'm kidding. Of course I read the original post. ( L I E S )