Sadistic Bible verses

[CptStern]

lol these are hilarious ..buy them in t-shirt form:

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/75553



oh that naughty god and his sense of humour ..teasing the israelites like that

 

[Dekstar]

I lol'ed, then I got sent to hell.

 

[lePobz]

They're real too ... I checked.

 

[Remus]

Ok.... maybe i should give that bible a read

 

[NeptuneUK]

 

[<RJMC>]

one good reason to go to church

 

[WacK]

damn.. no wonder i stopped being a christian now i've got even more reasons as to why.

 

[CyberPitz]

A chance for me to smear shit all over my face? I'm there!

 

[Stigmata]

A chance for me to smear shit all over my face? I'm there!

Not before I corrupt your seed first!

 

[CyberPitz]

Not before I corrupt your seed first!

Why not corrupt my seed on top of my shit filled face?

 

[Stigmata]

Why not corrupt my seed on top of my shit filled face?

....... Genius!!

I'll get the camera.

 

[CyberPitz]

....... Genius!!

I'll get the camera.

I'll get the lube.

 

[Geogaddi]

I'll get the farm animals.

 

[Stigmata]

I'll get the hot pocket.

 

[Dekstar]

I'll get the hot pocket.

You sick bastard!

 

[Jintor]

I lol'd.

But Stig and Dek are scaring me. :I

 

[Dekstar]

I lol'd.

But Stig and Dek are scaring me. :I

THAT'S WHAT SHE said!

.... I just owned myself didn't I

 

[Stigmata]

THAT'S WHAT SHE said!

.... I just owned myself didn't I

THAT'S WHAT SHE said!

 

[.Wolf.]

be careful though, as me and my donkey sized genitals and my massive emmision properties eat your shit face with a juicy glass of piss before gently lobbing your precious babies to the rocks. all this whilst corrupting your almost erotic seed. beat that. 'D and its not what she said. ITS WHAT I SAID!!!!111elvenone1111!!!!

 

[Asus]

Yeah those are in there. Although the first one is an idiom of sorts. Not meant to be taken literally.