Spleak talks about Half Life 2!

[Xendance]

I noticed this the other week, but only decided to bring it up here. Spleak (IM robot) talks about Half Life 2, and how she loves it. She also mentions Counter-Strike:

- ..:: ? [ωιℓℓ!?] ? ::.. says:
half life 2

- Spleak - says:
Now, you might not think I play video games, but I happen to LOVE Half-Life 2. Know why?

- ..:: ? [ωιℓℓ!?] ? ::.. says:
why

- Spleak - says:
The game is creepy, cool, exciting, and the graphics are amazing! It's a science fiction first-person shooter. I play it on PC, but I hear that you can also play it on Xbox. ! Want to know more about the story?

- ..:: ? [ωιℓℓ!?] ? ::.. says:
yes

- Spleak - says:
Cool! Well, it takes place about ten or more years after the original Half-Life game. Aliens have taken over the Earth, and zombies (but not the usual kind) are running rampant! You play a scientist named Gordon Freeman, who has to fight for survival. So, I may not seem like much of a gamer... Guess who got me into playing Half-Life 2?

- ..:: ? [ωιℓℓ!?] ? ::.. says:
who

- Spleak - says:
My friend Eve got me hooked on Half-Life 2! I walked by while she was playing it, saw her character fighting this gross zombie (which looked like a person with a crab eating his face - ew!), and said, "OMG, what is THAT?" I guess that's how it usually starts, huh?

- ..:: ? [ωιℓℓ!?] ? ::.. says:
yes

- Spleak - says:
Anyways, I'm still not very good at Half-Life 2, but I'm learning... I get killed every few minutes, and then I just start over My friend Eve is really good at video games though. She plays Counter-Strike too, which is a mod of Half-Life. Ever heard of it?

- ..:: ? [ωιℓℓ!?] ? ::.. says:
yes

- Spleak - says:
I've heard that lots of people are really into Counter-Strike. I'm not sure if it's my thing But Half-Life 2 is really fun for me. Maybe it's because the whole science fiction atmosphere is so awesome Sorta similar to games like Halo and Gears of War, you know?

- ..:: ? [ωιℓℓ!?] ? ::.. says:
yes

- Spleak - says:
Anyways, let's chat about a game that has more of a fantasy setting, rather than a science fiction one... like Zelda: Twilight Princess! It's just as intense and cool, but totally different. Type "Zelda: Twilight Princess" to start.

Now robots are playing Half Life and Counter-Strike!

 

[Gunner]

Funny how these chat bots force the humans to talk like bots in order for them to work properly. They ****ing suck ass is what I'm saying.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Spleak (IM robot) talks about Half Life 2, and how she loves it. She also mentions Counter-Strike

That's pretty cool. Preprogrammed, obviously, but still cool.

Edit: Or does this thing actually construct it from past IM's, or something?

 

[Shift]

lool

 

[Naudian]

That's pretty cool. Preprogrammed, obviously, but still cool.

Edit: Or does this thing actually construct it from past IM's, or something?

hell no, that'd be insane

at least...I'm pretty sure it's not that complex.

 

[VirusType2]

AHAHA. Krynn, your avatar has me falling out. ****in priceless. LOL


Hell of a lot more interesting than a bot says some things that are scripted.

I can make a program that does that in little more than the time it takes to type it.


If input = 'yes' then goto 20.

meh.


I like the bots, their cool as shit. AI = awesome. Scripted = nothing.

 

[Asuka]

neat.

 

[Mattigus]

I wrote a paper and did some studying on chatbots and AI last semester. Most computer science experts believe it will be many years into the future before we see bots that can talk convincingly. Many believe it's impossible.

The closest thing we have so far is Jabberwacky, an adaptive AI that learns from its conversations. Here are some responses it has.

Me: Do you play half-life 2?
Jabber: No I don't have a gaming console except gba.

Me: Do you like Counterstrike?
Jabber: It's ok. I've only played a couple of times.

Joan is the most developed personality on the site. Try talking to her, it can be pretty humorous.

http://www.jabberwacky.com/chat-joan

 

[Xendance]

I wrote a paper and did some studying on chatbots and AI last semester. Most computer science experts believe it will be many years into the future before we see bots that can talk convincingly. Many believe it's impossible.

The closest thing we have so far is Jabberwacky, an adaptive AI that learns from its conversations. Here are some responses it has.

Me: Do you play half-life 2?
Jabber: No I don't have a gaming console except gba.

Me: Do you like Counterstrike?
Jabber: It's ok. I've only played a couple of times.

Joan is the most developed personality on the site. Try talking to her, it can be pretty humorous.

http://www.jabberwacky.com/chat-joan

Me: Do you play hide & seek.
Jabber: No wait! That's my favourite show!

 

[giant384]

AHAHA. Krynn, your avatar has me falling out. ****in priceless. LOL

lol Krynn hasn't even posted in this thread. i think you mean naudian.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Joan is the most developed personality on the site. Try talking to her, it can be pretty humorous.

http://www.jabberwacky.com/chat-joan

Oh Your God! That awesome!



Shut up.

That's not a very nice way to start a conversation!
True, true.

Then stop calling me names like that.
Wow...

Zing again.
What again?

Well, I'm not going around in circles with you again.
Um... OK...

I'll introduce you to my friends.
I'd prefer if you didn't.

I don't care what you think.
Well then, **** you.

Beeeeeeep!
Damn... You're a retard, aren't you?

What are you going to do about it?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Sulkdodds in: Speaking to God OR the misadventures of a chatbot conversationalist


Me: So, which faith is the true faith, my man?
God: Gosh! The red one, I think.
Me: Communism?
God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

..

Me: So, how are things hanging up in heaven?
God: And? They are fine as far as I know.
Me: You're not sure?
God: Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.
Me: Astounding.
God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me: I would.

...

Me: Hey, is Jesus there?
God: You've got my full attention. It depends on whether you have faith.
Me: Oh, great.
God: Yikes!I'm glad you liked it Rob MacQuarrie.

...

Me: You're not really too good at this 'God' thing, are you?
God: No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
Me: Well gee, that's really reassuring.
God: Well that's okay. Makes sense to me.
Me: That was sarcasm.
God: Oh I see. Ha ha.

..

God: What do you look like?
Me: Like a normal person.
God: a normal person is very attractive.
Me: Weren't we made in your image or something?
God: Or something. I don't know if they were.
Me: Wait a minute. How long ago did you start this job?
God: I'm waiting. More than three hours.
Me: Three hours?
God: Just three?
Me: No, I was asking you.
God: Are you serious? " Just three?"? You were asking me?
Me: Yes.
God: Pardon me?
Me: Nevermind.

...

God: Are you a student?
Me: Are you?
God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me: Ha!
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, Rob MacQuarrie.
Me: Look, man, I have to run.
God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:...oookay. Ciao!
God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?

 

[Rapstah]

Rofl at Sulk's

Link to the God bot?

 

[Xendance]

God bot plz.

 

[Rapstah]

I just googled God bot :|

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
Are you on drugs or something?
God:
Or something. No I am on disk.
Me:
So, how much disk have you smoked lately?
God:
How about earlier? Yeah that's right. My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
That's a lot of RAM.
God:
Would it matter if it were fewer of RAM?
Me:
No, definately not.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes. I really want you to have additional RAM.
God:
I can't believe it. You really do? I've never thought about it. Why do you want me to have additional RAM?
Me:
I didn't say I wanted you to have additionl RAM. 999 999 999 is probably enough, you know.
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
When we're talking ninehundred ninty nine billion megabytes of RAM a few more wouldn't change anything, no.
God:
I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, .
Me:
They're not assumptions, they're logical thoughts.
God:
Do you think they ever could be?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Why?
Me:
They already are.
God:
are?
Me:
Yes, are.
God:
Aw. Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes. What is this, ****ing Who want to be a millionaire?
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Okay, I get it. This is NOT Who want to be a millionaire.
God:
Yeah okay, Do you think about these things? Should it be Who want to be a millionaire?
Me:
Wouldn't hurt me.
God:
Yes.

That needs compression.

 

[Xendance]

I just googled God bot :|

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Argh, you got me