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Funniest stuff I've seen in a while. Basically a rent-a-cop thinking the mall is the most dangerous place in the world, and that his job as a security guard is a great responsibility and that he must save everyone from the evil murderers, skinheads, Crips and rapists. He asks for advice on gun forums.
This guy may be for real, nobody can tell. (stuff below copy and pasted)
"...As of late I have taken to duct-taping a second trauma plate to the area of my back where the heart and vital organs are located... although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove.." Lol
"..What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition.." hehehe!
"...BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head..."
"..The plan is that I shield us with my body and "catch the rounds" while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem crops up. ..." NO DOUBT!!!
"... Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day..."
(For this tough assignment he wants:
3) MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights;
2) G36 rifles using SS109 rounds;
3) Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig
1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
1) Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case we
lose power in the building.
3) Glock 27 backup guns
3) Kahr P-9 holdout
WOW!!)
".. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls...." LOL,.. Whewwww!!
"..I don't think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared.." He's got that right!
and finally,
"..If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God..."
Funniest stuff I've seen in a while. Basically a rent-a-cop thinking the mall is the most dangerous place in the world, and that his job as a security guard is a great responsibility and that he must save everyone from the evil murderers, skinheads, Crips and rapists. He asks for advice on gun forums.
This guy may be for real, nobody can tell. (stuff below copy and pasted)
"...As of late I have taken to duct-taping a second trauma plate to the area of my back where the heart and vital organs are located... although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove.." Lol
"..What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition.." hehehe!
"...BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head..."
"..The plan is that I shield us with my body and "catch the rounds" while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem crops up. ..." NO DOUBT!!!
"... Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day..."
(For this tough assignment he wants:
3) MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights;
2) G36 rifles using SS109 rounds;
3) Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig
1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
1) Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case we
lose power in the building.
3) Glock 27 backup guns
3) Kahr P-9 holdout
WOW!!)
".. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls...." LOL,.. Whewwww!!
"..I don't think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared.." He's got that right!
and finally,
"..If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God..."