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Peter Kay described it as "stepping on an upturned plug in your socks", I once described it as sneezing with an erection.

But in all reality, the worst possible feeling in the world ever is being mid-stride with your missus only to be interupted for whatever reason, then the inner workings of your scrotum gets sucked up into your stomach.

What multiplies the frustration and pain is having to drive 10 miles then walk around for about 10 minutes carrying various boxes and knick-knacks.

That is definitely the worst feeling in the world. And I've been kicked in the crotch before.
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