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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German actress was taken to hospital after an artist injured her breasts while trying to cut open her bra with a chainsaw during a rehearsal for a stage show, she has told a newspaper.

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"It was the worst moment of my life. I thought, Sibylle, you're going to die," the actress, former porn star Sibylle Rauch, 43, told Bild newspaper.

The chainsaw operator, performance artist Marko Koenig, said Rauch was lying down during the rehearsal on Monday and suddenly bent forward just as he was applying the saw to her bra.

"I couldn't pull back the chainsaw quickly enough and cut her breast and stomach. It was terrible," he told Bild. The hospital in Karlsruhe, southwest Germany, where Rauch was treated declined to give details of her injuries. "We are not authorised to comment on our patients," a spokesman said.
 
A German actress was taken to hospital after an artist injured her breasts while trying to cut open her bra with a chainsaw during a rehearsal for a stage show, she has told a newspaper.

..wow, how stupid can you get? :LOL:
 
Idiot 1:"hey, I've got an idea, How about I take your bra off with my chainsaw!"

Idiot 2:"You're a ****ing moron"

Idiot 1:"I'll give you $20"

Idiot 2:"okay"

...What ex porn star turned actresses will do for liquor money.
 
thenerdguy said:
but it makes for a good show :)
OK it was a bad joke.


A good show and a bad joke is some woman having a chainsaw put into her chest and stomach, hospitalizing her. She could be pyschologically and physically traumatized from what she has just gone through. Yes, it was stupid to sit up whilst someone has a chainsaw a cm away from your chest, but it isn't funny.
 
shes not going to be a porn star no longer.

welll, if u think about it, she could be.....

i just had a thought and it wasnt a nice 1.
 
Awwwww bad Suicide42!!!


I know what you were thinking...... Does the movie 8MM mean anything to you?! hahahaha
 
lol this is sooo stupid. Them thar pr0nstars are a weird buncha people.
 
So did she have silicone? Did the tit fall off?


The guy that held the chainsaw must feel bad.
 
Yeah, I bet he feels really bad :( poor bugger...
 
THis reminds me of a guy from eastern europe who got very drunk. Him and a friend were showing then manliness by doing crazy stuff, when the guy decided to get a chainsaw and swing it round above his head...suffice to say he managed to remove his body from the neck down.
 
She doesnt qualify for a darwin award if she lives, right?
 
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