Steal some.i can't grow facial hair in a useful manner
Nope, can't grow a beard.Anyone doing Movember?
I can't leave!Hey, that's cool. Some of you still check this place.
What's new fellas?
I can't either. If I'm gone physically (as in from the online forum) I return through my memory, perhaps because of how much I invested while I was active here...I can't leave!