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Ryanair To Provide Free Oral Sex To Business Class Passengers

Ryanair boss Michael O?Leary has flown into a storm after boasting about low fares and free sex on a new service.

The airline chief told a stunned audience that his Transatlantic business fliers would pay between ?3,160 and ?3,950 for ?beds and blowjobs?.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/41519/Blow-cost-airline-jet-chief-in-free-sex-pledge/

I'm booking a flight and if they reneg on the deal I'm suing for false advertising ..and if they make good on their deal well then, I'll soon rack up frequent flyer miles :naughty:

* the above scenario is contingent on me being single which I'm not but it's good to daydream, makes the day go by faster
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