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Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=105778

I absolutely love this line from the article for some strange reason:

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

OMG wont someone think of the children's picnic tables in the lunch cafetorium?
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