You're all a bunch of dorky Dorks

[CptStern]

best review of Oblivion ever:

"The hardest thing you have to do before buying the first great Xbox 360 game is get past the name.

Just saying the words "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" is enough to make people break out in acne, buy the Monster Manual (plus every other Gary Gygax publication) and move back into their parents' basements. This video game is dorky with a capital "D" and an exclamation point after the "y," and to buy the new role-playing title from Bethesda Game Studios and 2K Games is to jettison any sex appeal you had -- and not get any action for probably the next three years. "

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/04/04/DDGSAI1JKR1.DTL&hw=Hartlaub&sn=001&sc=1000

so true, look ma! I'm a dork!

I love non gamers video game reviews,they're just so ..uninformed but in a good way

 

[jimbo118]

lol teh funny, any other similiar reviews for other games?

 

[CptStern]

well there was that game reviews from a communist point of view that were pretty funny

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=103315&highlight=communist

 

[Jangle]

Comparing Oblivion to 'The Godfather' game = silleh.

 

[phantomdesign]

While I do like most of what you post CptStern, you sure do start a LOT of threads. . . might want to scale it back slightly.

 

[CptStern]

NEIN!!!!

you dont have to read every one you know


besides, most topics are excrutiatingly boring, my solution: create my own topics

 

[Naudian]

Pfft Elder Scrolls...how excrutiatingly boring...

 

[VirusType2]

well there was that game reviews from a communist point of view that were pretty funny

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=103315&highlight=communist

D=

- HOLY SHIT. -

*blink blink*

D8

How ****ing cool is that? Highly Entertaining.

I agree with some of what I've read, although it's more like comedy relief to me. I mean sure Shrek 2 was everything they said it was, but still it was entertaining to watch one time, not unlike most movies.

However, just reading that review of it was something new to me. I haven't heard people talk like that before. Also the review of the games like Full spectrum warrior. Thats fierce man. I could read that stuff all day. I haven't heard people talk like that about video games before.

I don't know if anyone else thinks so, but I'd rather read some of those communist (or whatever they were) reviews more than play most of these video games anymore. (I'm getting too old for this shit)

:thumbs: What was that website?

If anyone can post a link to some funny or extreme reviews like those. Just start a new thread in General Games chat, "Extreme Game Reviews".

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Nevermind, found it.
http://www.etext.org/Politics/MIM/bookstore/vgames/index.html

It's amazing the way that wars shaped the future and how America, and basically anyone but communists are perceived by some countries. Bothers me a little, but I'm sure there are shit-loads of Americans that feel the same way about Communism.

 

[WhiteZero]

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion isn't fast enough to be the new Halo, and it's too geeky to attract the broad audience that made GTA such a phenomenon.

LMAO
Way to cross-compare genres.

Nub site.

 

[OmegaX]

lol horrible review. These guys shouldn't even be playing video games.

 

[Kamikazie]

Comparing Oblivion to 'The Godfather' game = silleh.

but..he..wasnt..

The game was overshadowed by the release of the Godfather video game, an excellent but inferior product that came out the same week

just saying that most people didnt notice it because of Godfather

 

[DeusExMachina]

God these people are retarded.