Gaming orgasms are possible!

Kristafon

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Halo 2- Coagulation
One guy has the flag, five more around him, one of them is me. THen suddenly a wraith comes from nowhere and two of our team are splatterd, they jump out and fight until there are only two left, me and an enemy. The moment I get him in my sights and mow him down with my SMG. Then I could not belive my eyes, we had come right back to our base, no enemys left, and there infront of me was the enemy flag. Without hesitation I grab it up and run. All around me now I can see the other team pouncing down on me, I hurry into our base. I need to drop off the flag two floors above, I run up as fast as possible. And there, there is where the flag needs to go to score a point. I run into it and for a moment I go blank.
There it is infront of me- Kristafon scored a point, Kristafon took the lead. The flag is gone, ive scored a point, ive finally done it! For a few moments I feel something I can only describe as a gaming orgasm, I would shout out but my breath is taken away, I feel blood bubbling around my heart, a feeling of pure joy shoots though me. That, is a gaming orgasm.

Anyway, putting things in perspective. I was playing a sixteen player capture the flag match, the flag is hardly ever reutnred due to the sheer amount of players stopping you, the chances are minutley small. I knew returning the flag would be something that would be good, but I never really thought I had a chance of doing so. But I did it. I cant tell you how happy I am over that one little thing, I know its sad getting so excited over games but that one moment was reall important to me.

:angel:
 
Wow. I am tempting to say "get a life", but... yeah, no "but".
 
I would really just consider that you played well and you were proud. If you clasify that as a gaming orgasm, then what do you clasify it as when your playing terrible and you punch the wall everytime Billy Boy Redneck headshots you?
 
RTFMy said:
I would really just consider that you played well and you were proud. If you clasify that as a gaming orgasm, then what do you clasify it as when your playing terrible and you punch the wall everytime Billy Boy Redneck headshots you?

phhhh, gaming being taken up the ass?
 
It's called dopamine, the brains way of rewarding you when you feel you have done something good ;)
 
CrazyHarij said:
It's called dopamine, the brains way of rewarding you when you feel you have done something good ;)

Maybe, but it's not orgasmic. Just a cool feeling, just like you have done all your homeworks.
 
"Anyway, putting things in perspective. I was playing a sixteen player capture the flag match, the flag is hardly ever reutnred due to the sheer amount of players stopping you"

That must be why my clan goes 4 caps to none on almost every major clanmatch

I really don't know why you would "orgasm" from capping the flag, now if you did it 4 times without gettting killed, that might be enough for a gaming erection, but hardly a orgasm. If you want a gaming orgasm, play WoW, and if you don't encounter any whiny 10 year olds, that would be a major orgasm, maybe double.
 
Dalamari said:
"Anyway, putting things in perspective. I was playing a sixteen player capture the flag match, the flag is hardly ever reutnred due to the sheer amount of players stopping you"

That must be why my clan goes 4 caps to none on almost every major clanmatch

I really don't know why you would "orgasm" from capping the flag, now if you did it 4 times without gettting killed, that might be enough for a gaming erection, but hardly a orgasm. If you want a gaming orgasm, play WoW, and if you don't encounter any whiny 10 year olds, that would be a major orgasm, maybe double.

Well obviously your clan is very good then, dosent mean its the same for everyone. I did actually start a hl2.net clan, lets see how many members I got, oh yeh NONE.
 
I'm a very daydreamy guy, and I experience many situations like you mentioned, where pure honour and pride overwelms me, and a rush of adrenaline inspires me to do my best, and beat the crap out of the enemy, even if the odds are overwhelming and my goal is hopeless.

but i would NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER even THINK of calling it an orgasm. SHAME ON YOU! ;)
 
I thought you was talking about a porn game :rolling:
 
Play the game called "Life." I gurantee you it's alot more satisfying. ;)
 
Javert said:
Play the game called "Life." I gurantee you it's alot more satisfying. ;)
I have that game for PC, but it sucks because whenever i earn a lot of money some bastard lands on my spot and steals it all. Damn him.
 
I had some crazy feelings playing hldm and cs matches. All i can say is INTENSE~!
 
You'll get better and better thats all I can say. Sheesh I play on 32 player UT CTF matches. I'm not that great only a 5-1 kill ratio.

Anyway tearing down 16 enemys with the sniper rifle, 5 feet away from each one. Thats a good feeling.
 
Dalamari said:
"Anyway, putting things in perspective. I was playing a sixteen player capture the flag match, the flag is hardly ever reutnred due to the sheer amount of players stopping you"

That must be why my clan goes 4 caps to none on almost every major clanmatch

I really don't know why you would "orgasm" from capping the flag, now if you did it 4 times without gettting killed, that might be enough for a gaming erection, but hardly a orgasm. If you want a gaming orgasm, play WoW, and if you don't encounter any whiny 10 year olds, that would be a major orgasm, maybe double.

yea your clan must be good if you get one more cap than the limit
 
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