Recent content by Sombra Negra

David Bowie, Stephen Fry, Reginald D Hunter (his voice is like pure honey), Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett. Either them or [next person to post]'s mum, we'll have enough fun for 5 people if you get my drift. By fun I mean hot monkey sex.

I've been waiting so long for an excuse to say this: Take a look at the law-man beating up the wrong guy, oh man, wonder if he'll ever know he's in the best selling sho-ho-hooow, is there life on Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars? The answer, of course, is **** no. Still love the song <3

Guy in the third picture looks like he has an invisible machine gun emplacement. Just putting that out there.

Most useless news I've heard all week. Does the centre of Andromeda taste of apples?

I never really was on your side.

Spaced reference?

Pfft, any sod knows that Willie's sperm are all shrivelled and useless from the continuous hate. But you should still falcon punch her in the stomach. Shits and giggles and restraining orders.

Hurray. We should celebrate, who wants vodka?

**** yes. I can justify playing Unreal Tournament.

Celebrate like Satan had just died. Or ****-all.

Wait, so does that mean her mum knew about this? ... FFS, parents.

Will they bring the vacuum in for this guy's conjugal visits?

3 Combine riding on a Tyrannosaurus Rex while drunk on Moonshine and wielding Model 29s. It could happen, dammit. Or an Abominable snowman, maybe some kind of freezy headcrab thingie (a headcrab with a paralysis toxin, like the black headcrabs?) to fit with the snow theme.

I am Stalin. For the Motherland!

Either reincarnation (though that's not really an afterlife, since you're alive again) or VALLLLHAAALLAAAA! Getting pissed with Thor and Odin? Yes please.