10 Reasons why Gordon Freeman is better than Master Chief

[Fred_the_rebel]

10. Gordon has a goatee: honestly even if Master Chief had facial hair it couldn't possibly look as good as his.

9. Gordon fights way more enemies: What does Chief fight the flood and the covenat big deal, Gordon's fighting zombies, vortigaunts, head crabs, marines and a lot of different alien species, and thats just the first game.

8. Gordon doesn't talk: Instead of the devolopers giving him some deep jackass voice *cough master chief cough* they made it so he is silent, which saving the world multiple times and not mumbling a word about it, is pretty impressive.

7. One word Alyx: Where is Master chief's woman, that virtual one no way thats lame, oh wait that is his woman.

6. Gordon is a scientist: What is Master Chief, a spartan real orginal, like there isn't a million game characters out there already like that. How many others blast away combine and know what Quantum theory is.

5. Crowbar: What's Master Chiefs signuture weapon, the rocket launcher a real man wouldn't hide behind something like that, a real man would use a blunt object as a weapon. Oh, and the power sword one word, lame.

4. The G-Man: Does the Chief have some sort of super being using him for rescuing the human race, I don't think so.

3. The H.E.V suit: What does Master Chief wear, its green for some reason and it has a helmet, Gordon Freeman doesn't need a helmet or a lame suit for that matter.

2: Gordon has glasses: I'd like to see Master Chief try and keep them on.

And the number one reason that Gordon is better than Master Queef is

1: I have yet to see Master Chief in a good game.

 

[Acepilotf14]

10 reasons why Master Chief is better than Gordon Freeman:

10: He fought off an army of covenent on more than one occasion.
9: He blew up 2 Halo's.
8: He looks kickass.
7: His signiture weapon is the assault rifle, btw.
6: Fighting Hunters is kickass.
5: He's funny.
4: Explosions are fun.
3: His games have made more moneys.
2: Gordon DOES have a helmet, and a suit. Retard.
1: I have yet to see Master Chief in a bad game.

/edit I meant to put bad. only caught it just now.
D:


Lawl, that was all I could think of.

 

[Shift]

Haha pointless topic, but I agree with the number 1 point. So, so true.

 

[Cheomesh]

MC's signature weapon is the assault rifle (which is actually a battle rifle by today's standards)

 

[Fred_the_rebel]

none the less, its more pussy than a crowbar

 

[Acepilotf14]

When we make topics like these, it makes us no better than Halo fanboys.
got it?

 

[Fred_the_rebel]

I suppose you're right

 

[leib10]

MC's signature weapon is the assault rifle (which is actually a battle rifle by today's standards)

Actually, it's the opposite.

 

[Cheomesh]

Actually, it's the opposite.

Not sure what you mean there.

It fires 7.62x51mm rounds according to the Bungie wiki thing for Halo. Those are the sort of rounds the G3 Battle Rifle fires, along with the M14 Battle Rifle...


And ironically, the Halo 2 "Battle Rifle" is a 9.5mm carbine...

 

[Remus]

10 Reasons why Gordon Freeman is better than Master Chief

 

[Fred_the_rebel]

sorry, Just speaking my mind

 

[Narvi]

These threads are lame.

I keep a record on the lameness of fans in fansites. Currently, only Freespace hasn't done this.

This is because everybody knows Freespace is better than Half Life.

 

[Azner]

The battle rifle was poor

I liked the assualt rifle better.

 

[lun4tic]

One reason why Master Chief is better than Gordon, because the MC only needs one reason:

He fell thousands of feet down to the planet and survived, while Gordon can't stumble down the slope of a hill without breaking every bone in his fragile scientist's body.

 

[Azner]

He fell thousands of feet down to a planet and survived?

Halo 3 you mean? I havent played it yet

Bungie did a big mistake by making the ending of the normal halo 3 which makes it seem like MC died, but in the collectors edition he survived. I love it when my classmates argue over the survival of MC.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I've got my eye on this thread.

 

[SpectreBlofeld]

Every time I see 'master chief' i read it as 'master chef,' which makes me giggle.

 

[Qhartb]

Wow, what an "insightful" thread.

Those were massive sarcasm quotes. Honestly this thread's not insightful at all. To me.

 

[ic0dy]

Both games are fine..

Although i prefere half life over halo, i would still say it's at the top of it's league.

Gordon got unbreakable glass's, masterchief got a bubble shield.
:cheers:

 

[Wanted Bob]

I've got my eye on this thread.

Ew.

And there is no way we should be going through this again. You are posting this on a Half Life 2 fansite. What sorta answer do you expect to get? If you posted this on Bungie.net what sorta answer would you get?

Its based on everyones opinion.

 

[Absinthe]

Topics like this prove to be both inflammatory and unnecessary. The days of allowing these sparks to flame up into full-on "HL vs Halo" arguments are gone.

Even though we all know Gordon rules Chief's ass.

 

[giant384]

story wise imo half life beats halo's ass

i have played all 3 of them. the halo story is for the kiddies.

 

[Hellrider]

lololl halo rox nubz..

 

[MJ12]

Another reason, Gordon is autistic, like I said earlier.

And it's politically incorrect to dislike an autistic person, so Gordon wins.

 

[Cheomesh]

Another reason, Gordon is autistic, like I said earlier.

And it's politically incorrect to dislike an autistic person, so Gordon wins.

Nuts to political correctness.

 

[nipples]

Halo sucks because it lacks the great story and immersion.

Wait, I thought that the ending that shoes MC not dying was the legendary ending for both games.

 

[Azner]

If he died, hed be a hero, bungie decided that Master Chief should not be a hero, thus letting him live

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

look... i really shouldnt mess with this. or even poke it with a stick. ok both games are frckin awesome and both have thier strong and weak points. such as:
Halo:Strong Stuff
1-Great action
2-Cool Weapons
Halo:Weak Stuff:
1-storyline is....ummm...lacking. thats in polite terms.
2-not enough immersion
Half-Life:Strong Stuff:
1-Storyline is one of the best I've seen. So much immersion!!!
2-Graphics are some good stuff
3-Gameplay, enough said
Half-Life:Weak Stuff:
1-Confusion. I can't get my head around some of this stuff!
2-The relative wierdness of it. I don't understand how Gordon falls and breaks his leg and and still can frackin sprint!

 

[giant384]

look... i really shouldnt mess with this. or even poke it with a stick. ok both games are frckin awesome and both have thier strong and weak points. such as:
Halo:Strong Stuff
1-Great action
2-Cool Weapons
Halo:Weak Stuff:
1-storyline is....ummm...lacking. thats in polite terms.
2-not enough immersion
Half-Life:Strong Stuff:
1-Storyline is one of the best I've seen. So much immersion!!!
2-Graphics are some good stuff
3-Gameplay, enough said
Half-Life:Weak Stuff:
1-Confusion. I can't get my head around some of this stuff!
2-The relative wierdness of it. I don't understand how Gordon falls and breaks his leg and and still can frackin sprint!

weak stuff about half life is all your problem.
also there is not one game that is as realistic as that. i mean come on man....

 

[RNEvermore]

Halo is Microsoft, therefore, it is destined for extreme popularity. It doesnt matter how average it is.

ZeroPunctuation's review on Halo. I agree with everything this guy says.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art.../zeropunctuation/2304-Zero-Punctuation-Halo-3

 

[giant384]

haha i love his reviews

 

[Azner]

look... i really shouldnt mess with this. or even poke it with a stick. ok both games are frckin awesome and both have thier strong and weak points. such as:
2-The relative wierdness of it. I don't understand how Gordon falls and breaks his leg and and still can frackin sprint!

Morphine administered... Ahhh, that feels sooooo guuuuuud. Im so freee! *Sprints*

 

[lun4tic]

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Morphine administered... Ahhh, that feels sooooo guuuuuud. Im so freee! *Sprints*

Yes, Gordan is a drug addict.

 

[Ennui]

Half-Life is better in every possible way than Halo.

Thread closed.