A Dramatic Reading of Newt Gingrich's press release by John Lithgow

[CptStern]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJlL2vfXnJg

The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding. Washington cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment’s cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won’t be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces.

wow he sure is crazy

http://gawker.com/5803213/newt-gingrichs-spokesman-releases-greatest-statement-ever

 

[Krynn72]

Saw this when it aired, I laughed hard.

 

[Mr Stabby]

Dick Solomon for President

 

[Raziaar]

I love John Lithgow.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/colbert-...ic-reading-of-surreal-gingrich-press-release/

can be found here now.

Viacom got pissy

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

"This man will RISE like the sourdough he appears to be made of." LOL

 

[Asknoone]

The Literati's minions. Gingrich is a riot - he's such a loathsome character.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Novel worthy, to be sure.

 

[Asknoone]

It just gets better!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110609/ap_on_el_ge/us_gingrich_campaign

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

You know, at this point, if the Republicans manage to pull a win out their ass with someone from their current lineup, I'll eat my hat.