Alabama's finest

[Shodan]

Norfolk 'N' Whey.
Geddit? Geddit?

God, I'm hilarious...

I bet you'll start with the bernard bastard mathews jokes in a minuite.

Bootiful.

Editento: Ha ha, I took me 2 years to get 500 posts.

 

[sabre0001]

i think it would have been better if he had driven while drunk to the court appearence.

Just imagine "will the car owner of the Honda stuck in the hedge outside, please move it as it is causing an obstruction"
Man: "Ssssorry your honor! Just be a secs"

 

[Xune]

Ya, because only Americans do dumb things. What country are you from?

Do you think I'd be stupid enough to tell you that?

 

[Pressure]

If you wanna hear a weird accent talk to me over a mic lol.

 

[ericms]

Pfft. We had a serial killer on the national news. That's right. Oh, and the D.C. snipers? Yeah, they lived in BR.

I used to live in St. Francisville. The guy you're talking about seriously lived right outside my neighborhood.

 

[qckbeam]

We all know New York is the best state

 

[xcellerate]

I despise NY with an all-consuming hatred that burns with the intensity of a thousand suns.

"Jersey girl's ain't trash...trash gets picked up"
Rock on Alabama, rock on.

 

[ACLeroK212]

I despise NY with an all-consuming hatred that burns with the intensity of a thousand suns.

"Jersey girl's ain't trash...trash gets picked up"
Rock on Alabama, rock on.

Alabama Help

A farmer in his pickup truck in Alabama was driving across a bridge when he noticed a man standing on the rail of the bridge ready to jump to his death in the river below. The man stopped his truck ran up to the man and said, "Hey fellow, why are you doing this?"

The man replied, "Well, I have nothing to live for."

The Alabama man replied, "Well, think of your wife and children!"

The jumper replied, "I have no wife or children."

The Alabama man then said, "Well, then think of your mother and father!"

The man replied, "Mom and Dad passed on many years back."

The Alabama man then said, "Well, think of General Robert E. Lee!"

The would-be jumper replied, "Who?"

With that the Alabama man said, "Jump, you stupid Yankee, jump!!!"

roffles

 

[Tr0n]

roffles

Thats awsome.

Score 1 for the general!

 

[xcellerate]

lol!, people from alabama are stupid, hah...oh wait...

 

[ACLeroK212]

lol!, people from alabama are stupid, hah...oh wait...

QFT

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

 

[Tr0n]

Actually that's pretty damn logical...she has a point.

 

[SimonomiS]

Actually that's pretty damn logical...she has a point.

We dont have wings, meaning we weren't meant to fly. I guess I'm screwed if shes honestly never been on a plane though.

Or fallen to the floor and missed.

 

[Tr0n]

We dont have wings, meaning we weren't meant to fly. I guess I'm screwed if shes honestly never been on a plane though.

Or fallen to the floor and missed.

No...that just means we wasn't meant to have wings. Which is close to what she's saying.Having wings and flying are two different things.

You can have wings like a penguin and can't fly.

...or something.

 

[SimonomiS]

No...that just means we wasn't meant to have wings. Which is close to what she's saying.Having wings and flying are two different things.

You can have wings like a penguin and can't fly.

...or something.

Poor flightless buggers.

 

[Milkman]

Do you think I'd be stupid enough to tell you that?

Yes. Your ignorance from you first post proves it.

PS: Texas own Alabama.

 

[xLostx]

ahahaha alcoholics are funny

 

[Ames]

We all know New York is the best state

This man is right. Very very right...

 

[baron insig]

eeerreeeet my luvar, got a livary for yooo

 

[Shodan]

Shut up.

Stop with the... accent.

"are ye oright or suffun?" "Thas fuken qwolity"

Welcome to hell.

 

[baron insig]

welcome to hl2.net ..... its Hell here

/me gets Smited