Alone In The Dark Movie Trailer

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Wow, looks abosolutly horrible.

Only 2 positives for this movie:

1. The old man's reaction to the knife in his chest.

2. Tara Reid.
 
What in the name of god was that? :p

When the old guy got the knife in the chest...the look on his face....classic

That had to be one of the worst trailers/promos I've ever seen...and they ripped off the LOTR cave troll grunt...
 
Absolutley terrible. Is this directed by the same guy that did the House of the Dead movie?
 
Dont open that door....
*thwap* (poor gun sound effects follow)
 
You wanna know what else this guy made?

House of the dead (2003) LOL
Filming: Bloodrayne (2005)

hay dudes, and guess what

ANNOUNCED: FARCRY (LOL2006LOL)

I'm sure most of you have heard of the FarCry movie, and jesus, if we can expect quality like that shooting tracers at boxes and zooming in on a blank shell in slow motion we'll have a great movie.
 
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! It's great to see that good old Holywood back in action. Horrible movies with insane budgets. I was missing that after seeing the superb Spiderman 2.

It looks as bad as any of the Godzilla movies. I don't really understand how this can be a trailer since it breaks every rule about what a trailer is. It seems that all it is is random parts of the movie sandwiched between animated logos. What the hell were they smoking when they made this? Seriously, I wanna know if my dealer can hook me up because you've got to be seriously f-ed up to come up with this shit.
 
for the farcry movie, they should use some dx9 plastic effects.

sry
 
Haha, in perfect monotone:

Dont be insane. Don't open the door. Don't open the door. Don't open the door.

Uwe Boll or whatever his name is should be stopped with extreme predjudice before he ruins the entire concept of film. :P
 
What are you guys talking about???

That looks like an awesome movie!
 
ok I've watched the trailer halfway and I need to say the following:

O M F G!

What are those people thinking? Is the whole movie going to be that "cool" firefight where they randomly blast the dark?

And those empty shell casings are clearly blanks..

/me cries
 
Neutrino said:
What are you guys talking about???

That looks like an awesome movie!
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Please, for the love of all that is holy, be sarcastic when you wrote that. :eek:
 
Mechagodzilla said:
Please, for the love of all that is holy, be sarcastic when you wrote that. :eek:
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Sarcasm? Me? Perish the thought.:)
 
The guy making all these crap money-grab video game movie adaptaions needs to be banned from Hollywood permanently.
 
what the...


looks like a student film. aping styles from 500 different films is not the way to make a good film.

i'll wait for the film to be released before i sign the death warrant though.
 
wow. thats all i can say. not only is it clearly a bad movie, but that is perhaps the worst trailer ive ever seen. the guy getting the knife in the chest was hillarious. god, who ever is involved in the creation of this is an idiot.
 
slater and dorff are way better than this crap... you can see on thier faces that they just want to run a thousand miles away from this film but cant due to contractual reasons... :(
 
qckbeam said:
What in the name of god was that? :p

When the old guy got the knife in the chest...the look on his face....classic

That had to be one of the worst trailers/promos I've ever seen...and they ripped off the LOTR cave troll grunt...
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Everyone rips that off



... *removes it from sourceworld* everyone but us :E
 
Girly Survivor cast member:

"OMG, like, how many more of us are there, or something? O M G."

"I dunno... 1..2.. twenty! Yeah."

*overexposed bad shooting sequence with lots of random screaming sounds*

The acting was magnificent. I am going to demand to pay twice as much when seeing that movie in the theaters. I'm so very excited.
 
Omg, talk about cliche up the arse, they old guy gets greedy and wants all the credit/money/whatever, WHO SAW THAT COMING!?!?!?!

The little promo there made me question a few things:
-If there is a higher being
-My own sexuality
-If anything around me can penetrate my wrists.

I am going to have to see this on opening night so I can take pictures of all 3 people that go there.
 
Dalamari said:
The little promo there made me question a few things:
-My own sexuality
-If anything around me can penetrate my wrists.
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Oh, I think you know the answer to the first one.

I found that the top of my phone suited perfectly for penetrating my wrists. Ya just gotta jab really, really hard.
 
Let's see, the game is a "Lovecraft"'ian horror set in an old haunted mansion where a private investigator is sent to retrieve some notes. What the hell is this?
 
my god, that was the worst thing ever...

I'd say its like a bad early 90s 'B' movie, but thats an insult to bad early 90s 'B' movies...
 
you guys need to keep in minds that this is a promotionall video... it's made to get a publisher.... it's not meant to be perfect...they're basicly just howing off all the best scenes...of course that knife scene was terrible, but dont read too much into it
 
wait...they expect to get a publisher using that crap??
 
What the...?

I don't recall any Colt M4s or hot chicks or swat teams in the games. What is this? :|
 
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