An Ode to the Pyro

Zhurgoul

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O Pyro, O Pyro, your hips are so wide
Your suit is so baggy, what could be inside?
O Pyro, O Pyro, despite your beer gut
I so long to see you immersed in hot smut

The Pyro so lovely, so splendidly chiseled
Her hands are enormous, her legs are quite grizzled
Her feet flap like clown shoes upon the cement
O Pyro, O Pyro, art thou heaven-sent?

O Pyro, O Pyro, I adore your hunched back
How long I have wanted to give it a smack
I love how you slouch, your hindside so droopey
Your feminine scent so wonderfully poopey

O Pyro, O Pyro I long for your features
Remove that damn mask, you adorable creature
I must see your face, I hope it's not rude
But Pyro I love you--WTF, UR A DEWD?!


Hudduh hudduh huhh.
 
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good job
 
That was way better than I expected. Awesome.
 
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