Beijing's Penis Emporium

[Shakermaker]

I came across this article while working. Hilarious read. It's about a restaurant in Peking that specialises in, as the BBC puts it, 'unusual delicacies'.

The dish in front of me is grey and shiny.
"Russian dog," says my waitress Nancy.
"Big dog," I reply.
"Yes," she says. "Big dog's penis..."

Hilarity ensues.

Jerkies :naughty:

 

[The Brick]

D:

 

[kirovman]

Damn those bourgeoisie penis-pruners.

 

[lePobz]

You'd have to pay me a lot of money to eat a penis.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Your prices have gone up recently?

 

[CyberPitz]

....\=

 

[lePobz]

Your prices have gone up recently?

Still mates' rates for you, Pi <3

 

[hungryduck]

good lord.......

 

[mortiz]

How any man could stomach eating another animals penis escapes me.

 

[Beerdude26]

Who wouldn't want to eat another animal's penis?!

 

[Darkside55]

There is a very thin line between "delicacies" and "we're so hungry we'll eat anything." This has most definately crossed that line.

 

[The Monkey]

D:

I'd hit it.

 

[CyberPitz]

Who wouldn't want to eat another animal's penis?!

Straight men....

But after staring at that picture, I'd just imagine the look on womens face if that was in my pants...

*CyberPitz unzips pans, they fall off his hips....*
Random Girl: D:

 

[JNightshade]

Good lord.

 

[Darkside55]

But after staring at that picture, I'd just imagine the look on womens face if that was in my pants...

*CyberPitz unzips pans, they fall off his hips....*
Random Girl:

Fixed.

 

[kirovman]

Fixed.

I don't think it is possible to "fix" that. D: